Okay, I know all of you know, like, nothing about my characters, but just ignore that and enjoy the insanity of the meme.

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Rules:
1. Choose 10 of your OCs, or friends if you don't have that many. (NO READING THE QUESTIONS AT THIS STAGE)
2. Read the little blurb.
3. Answer the questions below.
4. Tag 3 people.

1. Abaddon
2. Virginia Grey
3. Cerberus
4. Ariel
5. Thanatos
6. Abigail Grey
7. Gehenna
8. Lucifer
9. Lilith
10. Michael

Your OCs move into your neighborhood in late August.
When you realize this you also notice that you've all signed up for the same school and take the same bus.

With this, answer the following:

Number 1 (Abaddon) comes over to share the news. Your reaction:
Me: O.o *gets nosebleed from the hotness that is Abaddon* “I…uh…okay. Would you like to come in and have hot, hot, welcome-to-the-neighborhood sex?”

Abaddon:

Number 2 (Virginia) calls and asks if you wanna walk to the bus stop together. You say:
Okay, let’s get something straight here: Virginia Grey does not ride the bus. Are you joking? Pluh-leese. Her family has money stashed in foreign banks in countries most people didn’t even know existed. She can afford a car.

Number 3's (Cerberus) locker is right next to yours. Is this okay?
Oh yea, baby. It’s definitely okay with me. Because that way I get to LOOK, and Cerberus is just so indifferent to everything, he wouldn’t even care that I’m undressing him with my eyes.

Number 4 (Ariel) and Number 7 (Thanatos) are in almost all the same classes. Will this end well?
For Ariel and Thanatos? Yes. For anyone and everyone around them? Probably not. Thanatos is a trickster and Ariel has a crazy dry sense of humor, so they’d most likely end up pulling pranks on the other students and throwing out puns that only people from the 16th century would understand.

Number 10 (Michael) asks Number 6 (Abigail) out. Where will they go and what will they do?
Michael…and…Abby? HA! HA HA! Oh ho, that’s rich!

First of all, Abigail, being her normal snobbish self, would look repulsed at the mere idea, and then begin to lecture Michael on how he was most definitely not good enough for her. And this time, Virginia wouldn’t even object to her sister being rude beyond belief, because she hates Michael too.

Second, if Michael even had one perverted thought about Abigail, Thanatos would gut him like a fish, fry him up in little pieces, and serve him with tartar sauce.

Number 5 (Thanatos), Number 8 (Lucifer) and Number 9 (Lilith) will form a club. What will it be?
Hmm…I’m guessing that Lucifer and Lilith would be teachers/sponsors in this scenerio since they’re Cerberus, Abaddon, Thanatos, and Gehenna’s parents. It would have to be something inconspicuous, something that wouldn’t scream “We’re demons!”… a Book Club! Yep yep. They’re super old and have probably read every book ever written, so they’d know which ones to recommend.

Take that, Oprah!

Would you join?
Shyea! Books + spending time with those crazy, yet lovable, and oh so hawt people = a damn good day in my book.

Ha. Book. “In my book”…book club…nevermind.

You all meet after class to exchange phone numbers and email addresses. You give yours to Number 2 (Virginia), will they call or message you?
Maybe. When she isn’t busy fighting off the head archangel with her demon boyfriend.

You see Number 5 (Thanatos) and Number 7 (Gehenna) hugging as they walk out of school. What does this mean?
It means that a brother and sister are hugging, you perv.

Number 10 (Michael) throws a party, will number 3 (Cerberus) come?
Most definitely not. But, for the sake of entertainment and this questionnaire, let’s say that he does.

Cerberus would probably end up sitting in a corner somewhere, preferably somewhere near Ariel. Since Ariel is in the corner with Cerberus, all the other archangels would hang out over there with them, leaving Michael all alone. Now pissed, Michael would go blow something up to relieve his anger while Lucifer laughs at him. The End.

You attend Number 10's (Michael) party and see Number 6 (Abigail) sitting in a chair, away from everyone. Why?
Because she’s an antisocial snob and she hates Michael and didn’t want to go to the stupid party anyway, but she heard that he had spinach dip and she really likes spinach dip and omg, look at Raphael’s butt in those pants- definitely not as cute as Thanatos’ butt, but still very nice to look at…

Kimbo says: That is why I don’t like to write Abigail much. Her stereotypical teenage train-of-thought is infectious.

Number 8's (Lucifer) house burns down, will Number 1 (Abaddon) let them stay at theirs?
No, because Abaddon lives with his father. Though, a house burning down isn’t so bad, because Luce can just snap his fingers and another one will pop right on up out of the ground.

Lucy: It’s good to be tha king…of Hell.

Number 5 (Thanatos) moves away, will Number 10 (Michael) cry?
Oh no, because Michael will move with him. You see, it’s Michael’s goal in life to make Lucifer and his family miserable, so, in order to do that, he shadows them wherever they move to.

Abaddon: It’s very annoying. That stupid Michael’s the spawn of Satan.
Lucifer: No, son, that’d be you.

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Gah! I've really got to put parts of my book up here so you guys can meet all of these insane folks!

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